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Mogget - 22 Nov 2004 13:33 GMT An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of this ng would say. How about:
Butch up!
Eat less, exercise more.
No excuses. Unless you're tetraplegic, there is bound to be something you can do that counts as exercise.
If you're losing anything, then you're not stalled, and nobody cares if you think it's too slow.
If you want to know what Splenda is, what those three numbers in a .sig mean, or whether or not you can have alcohol on induction, here's a useful website which should answer all your questions:
http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/
And read the fricking book.
Would anyone care to add to this list?
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~~Jaime~~ - 22 Nov 2004 13:36 GMT > An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. There is a mean version of ASDLC? I thought this *was* the mean version. <eg
Roger Zoul - 22 Nov 2004 14:08 GMT :: An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version :: of this ng would say. How about: :: :: Butch up! That's not mean.
:: Eat less, exercise more. That's not mean.
:: No excuses. Unless you're tetraplegic, there is bound to be :: something you can do that counts as exercise. That's not mean.
:: If you're losing anything, then you're not stalled, and nobody cares :: if you think it's too slow. That's not mean.
:: If you want to know what Splenda is, what those three numbers in a :: .sig mean, or whether or not you can have alcohol on induction, :: here's a useful website which should answer all your questions: :: :: http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ that's funny.
:: And read the fricking book. Good advice.
:: Would anyone care to add to this list? :: -- Try these for mean:
Nonsense.
You moron.
Dumbass.
Idiot.
:: Mogget, the Churl in the Puce Greatcoat Mogget - 22 Nov 2004 22:37 GMT >:: Would anyone care to add to this list? >:: -- [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Idiot. Yebbut they don't tell someone how to do low carb. I was trying to distil the basics in a bitch-slap kind of way.
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JC Der Koenig - 22 Nov 2004 14:36 GMT Why are you still so fat?
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> An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. How about: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Would anyone care to add to this list? John Smyth - 24 Nov 2004 03:26 GMT Why are you still an ignorant a.s?
> Why are you still so fat? > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >> >> Would anyone care to add to this list? JC Der Koenig - 24 Nov 2004 03:41 GMT Thanks for making sure that all the people who've killfiled me still receive my posts.
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> Why are you still an ignorant a.s? > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >>> >>> Would anyone care to add to this list? John Smyth - 24 Nov 2004 22:44 GMT All two of them, right?
At least you can get all of that pent-up angst out here - in a low-carb forum - where your mental prowess really shines. BTW, at what age did your parents (two daddies) killfile you? My geuss is around three years old. Funny, your intellect seems to have stunted at that age also. Go figure...
> Thanks for making sure that all the people who've killfiled me still > receive my posts. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >>>> >>>> Would anyone care to add to this list? JC Der Koenig - 24 Nov 2004 22:52 GMT I seem to be the last person responding to your posts, fatboy.
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> All two of them, right? > [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] >>>>> >>>>> Would anyone care to add to this list? John Smyth - 25 Nov 2004 05:28 GMT Your life is now complete! No problem, you can thank me later!
>I seem to be the last person responding to your posts, fatboy. > [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] >>>>>> >>>>>> Would anyone care to add to this list? LCer09 - 25 Nov 2004 22:08 GMT >At least you can get all of that pent-up angst out here - in a low-carb >forum - where your mental prowess really shines. And what exactly is that supposed to mean? I must be too slow to understand, being low-carb and all... LCing since 12/01/03- Me- 5'7" 265/159/140 & hubby- 6' 310/188/180 http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lcer09/my_photos
John Smyth - 27 Nov 2004 08:16 GMT Sorry lcer09, my comment was directed towards the resident troll JC.
BTW, your photos look great! Thank you for the inspriation.
>>At least you can get all of that pent-up angst out here - in a low-carb >>forum - where your mental prowess really shines. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > & hubby- 6' 310/188/180 > http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lcer09/my_photos JC Der Koenig - 27 Nov 2004 11:03 GMT Have you always been this stupid, or have you worked at it?
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> Sorry lcer09, my comment was directed towards the resident troll JC. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >> & hubby- 6' 310/188/180 >> http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lcer09/my_photos LCer09 - 27 Nov 2004 15:13 GMT >Sorry lcer09, my comment was directed towards the resident troll JC. > >BTW, your photos look great! Thank you for the inspriation. You insulted the entire low-carb board. As a matter of fact, you put the rest of us *lower* than JC, since he supposedly shines here with all of us mouth-breathing, drooling idiots. I'm not sure why JC upsets people so much, he is who he is. Who cares?
Thanks about the pics, I'm off this %#$&!! prednisone in one more week, and maybe can get back to losing this last 20 pounds. I definitely need a new pic up! LCing since 12/01/03- Me- 5'7" 265/159/140 & hubby- 6' 310/188/180 http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lcer09/my_photos
JC Der Koenig - 27 Nov 2004 15:45 GMT > I'm not sure why JC upsets people so much It's not I, but rather the truth, that upsets people so much.
Lybbe - 27 Nov 2004 22:29 GMT >> I'm not sure why JC upsets people so much > >It's not I, but rather the truth, that upsets people so much. Well...Yeah. Who wants to hear the truth? Most folks want a spoonfulla sugar with their lies. Oh wait - make that a spoonfulla flaxoil.
Lybbe Highest Weight - 308 Started Bernstein Diet October 2, 2004 - 243.0 Today's weight - 214.5 Goal - 150 http://photos.yahoo.com/lybbe
JC Der Koenig - 27 Nov 2004 22:47 GMT >>> I'm not sure why JC upsets people so much >> >>It's not I, but rather the truth, that upsets people so much. > > Well...Yeah. Who wants to hear the truth? Most folks want a spoonfulla > sugar with their lies. Oh wait - make that a spoonfulla flaxoil. That spoonfulla sugar made y'all fat in the first place.
Lybbe - 28 Nov 2004 10:24 GMT >>>> I'm not sure why JC upsets people so much >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >That spoonfulla sugar made y'all fat in the first place. Redundancy rocks!
Lybbe Highest Weight - 308 Started Bernstein Diet October 2, 2004 - 243.0 Today's weight - 214.5 Goal - 150 http://photos.yahoo.com/lybbe
John Smyth - 28 Nov 2004 07:07 GMT >>Sorry lcer09, my comment was directed towards the resident troll JC. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > much, he > is who he is. Who cares? Pity them then. Holding resentments for someone you cannot control is like taking posion to hurt them. Demons et al.
> Thanks about the pics, I'm off this %#$&!! prednisone in one more week, > and [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > & hubby- 6' 310/188/180 > http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lcer09/my_photos The Queen of Cans and Jars - 28 Nov 2004 17:26 GMT > Holding resentments for someone you cannot control is like taking posion > to hurt them. uhm, aren't you the guy who thought that trying to take down JC was, like, a JOB?
JC Der Koenig - 28 Nov 2004 17:34 GMT >> Holding resentments for someone you cannot control is like taking posion >> to hurt them. > > uhm, aren't you the guy who thought that trying to take down JC was, > like, a JOB? This guy actually thinks?
The Queen of Cans and Jars - 28 Nov 2004 20:11 GMT > >> Holding resentments for someone you cannot control is like taking posion > >> to hurt them. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > This guy actually thinks? i think he thinks he does.
Tom - 22 Nov 2004 16:41 GMT > An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. How about: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > -- > Mogget, the Churl in the Puce Greatcoat This way of eating is for a life time, so it's an ongoing learning experience. It's better to lurk in a newsgroup for a few months and read some of the past postings. A lot of questions have been hashed out numerous times before. Sometimes the information that is given is something you "need to hear", not what you "want to hear". Tom 210/180/180
Jim Bard - 22 Nov 2004 17:01 GMT > Would anyone care to add to this list? Just would like to point out that it gets harder and harder to sit in this chair and read all this when there is so little padding left on the backside. My tailbone is not used to making direct contact with a chair.
Lady o' the house - 22 Nov 2004 20:21 GMT AMEN!! That's been my ONLY complaint since dropping so much weight. So I guess that means we ought to get off our tailbones more often, huh, Jim? ;-D
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> > Would anyone care to add to this list? > > Just would like to point out that it gets harder and harder to sit in this > chair and read all this when there is so little padding left on the > backside. My tailbone is not used to making direct contact with a chair. Cubit - 22 Nov 2004 17:40 GMT Mean as in average?
Those are examples of the skewed version.
> An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. How about: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Would anyone care to add to this list? BJ in Texas - 22 Nov 2004 18:24 GMT || Mean as in average? || [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] ||| -- ||| Mogget, the Churl in the Puce Greatcoat Mean and Hateful = anybody the disagrees with me or tells me something I don't want to hear... :-) BJ
Ada Ma - 22 Nov 2004 18:24 GMT how about:
"you're incredibly boring you're wasting the bloody bandwidth"??
oh yes, I AM talking about you.
> An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. How about: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Would anyone care to add to this list? Mogget - 22 Nov 2004 22:37 GMT >how about: > >"you're incredibly boring you're wasting the bloody bandwidth"?? > >oh yes, I AM talking about you. Killfile me then.
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Ada Ma - 23 Nov 2004 15:12 GMT >> how about: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Killfile me then. nah - I won't. you aren't one of those mass mailing insane cross-posting nutters. you're fine really. it's just that i find your post rather annoying and i was a bit twitchy at the time - I am tired of seeing people saying how nasty people are in here because we aren't all nasty in here, there are quite a few kind people around and it's like their effort are being neglected while the nastiness kept on being highlighted. sorry if my post annoyed you in return.
Mogget - 23 Nov 2004 20:19 GMT >>> how about: >>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >like their effort are being neglected while the nastiness kept on being >highlighted. That's absolutely not what I was saying. I've been here for five and a half years, though not much lately for various reasons, and I have made some good friends here. I don't think it's a nasty place, or I wouldn't still be here.
I was musing on alt.support.diet.low-carb, and it was a flight of fancy, imagining that the "support" was replaced by "bitch-slap", in which case, how would people phrase things?
Or, put another way, tough love. What, I wondered, are the basics of low carb, as told to someone who really needs to hear it like it is in order to face up to reality?
I actually thought we could have some fun with this :-(
>sorry if my post annoyed you in return. Not at all.
Peace?
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Ada Ma - 23 Nov 2004 22:00 GMT >>>> how about: >>>> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > I actually thought we could have some fun with this :-( OK - now I get you!! the www.fuckinggoogleit.com was actually very funny. may be bitch-slap comments are what some of the long time posters need to post - how many times can people repeat the basics of low carb to newbies who can't be bothered to read the FAQ before going mad?
Now I'll add to your entries with this:
"Read the bloody ASDLC FAQ you moron!"
>> sorry if my post annoyed you in return. > > Not at all. > > Peace? Peace!
Em - 22 Nov 2004 22:51 GMT > how about: > > "you're incredibly boring you're wasting the bloody bandwidth"?? > > oh yes, I AM talking about you. Geeze!! Lighten up!!
jamie - 23 Nov 2004 02:48 GMT >> how about: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Geeze!! Lighten up!! Did somebody miss the title of the thread? I thought Ada Ma's contribution fit fine.
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Nicky - 22 Nov 2004 21:50 GMT > An exchange in another thread got me wondering what the mean version of > this ng would say. How about: JC is right.
Nicky.
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