I love low carb ice cream.  I have a pretty good idea how much I can have
before I get gas.  Also, there is a higher dosage that can be like a
laxative.  I avoid that.

My dog was very interested in my bowl of vanilla ice cream, so I gave him a
small treat.  He only got about two tablespoons of it.  I figured that would
be safe.  -I was wrong.  My dog has diarrhea, and I get to clean it up.  You
can tell when a dog is feeling guilty about something in the way he behaves.
The poor guy knows that he not supposed to spray poop all over the house.
My fault.  My fault.  My fault.