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Spend an hour with Dr. Robert Atkins

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registration@winatkins.com - 29 Dec 2007 12:16 GMT
If you're a fan of Dr. Robert Atkins, and a low carb dieter on his
program, you are likely a woman or man who would like to be with him.
As you know, he died a few years ago, and all we have now are his
words in his books.  Many of you women who worship his words and
writings would do anything to spend an hour with him in person.

To satisfy women or men such as yourself, we at the Atkins institute
are going to offer you the wonderful opportunity for 25 lucky women to
meet Dr. Atkins in person.  

Due to the marvels of modern technology, you will be able to speak
with him and discuss your dietary needs.

Here's how this will work.  To begin, we are offerring this
opportunity to everyone.  To start, you will be required to fill out
an application, and pay $100 for processing.  From all the entries we
receive, we will select the 25 lucky winners by random drawing.  The
drawing will occur on February 15, 2008.  If your name is chosen, you
will receive a special winners notice by mail, and will be required to
send payment in the amount of $10,000 no later than March 1, 2008, to
complete your application and acceptance.  If any of the 25 winners
fail to complete their requirements, additional names will be drawn.

Once you're accepted, you will be assigned a winning number from 1
through 25.  You will be assigned one of the 25 hours according to
this number.

On March 31, 2008, The deceased body of Dr. Robert Atkins will be dug
up from the grave, and placed into a special cooled container.  At
this time, a computerized electronic speech recognition device will be
connected to him, and he will be able to speak and answer your
questions in his own voice.  On April 1. 2008, each winner will get to
spend exactly one hour with the remains of his body and will be able
to speak with him and have your questions answered.  Your hour of time
with the good doctor will be completely private.  

If you have the desire to have sexual intercourse with his corpse, no
one will stop you, because we know that many of you women, and
possibly even some of you men want nothing more than to jump on the
Atkins corpse and pump him full of low carb passion, while getting
some tail.  It's entirely up to your wildest fantasies what you'll do
with him in private.  Or, if you prefer, you can just speak with him
using the electronic speech synthesizer, or just spend your hour with
him in silence enjoying his companionship, and taking photos.

Sign up now.  Don't delay.
We are only accepting 25 persons because he must be re-buried after
his one day visit.  You could be a WINNER !!!!

Dr. Robert Atkins awaits you and your visit.

Sign up here:
http://www.winatkins.com
Roger Zoul - 29 Dec 2007 12:22 GMT
I bet you got a real kick out of this, huh, bonehead?

<registration@winatkins.com> wrote in message

> If you're a fan of Dr. Robert Atkins, and a low carb dieter on his
darrow - 30 Dec 2007 21:25 GMT
On Dec 29, 5:16 am, registrat...@winatkins.com wrote:
> If you're a fan of Dr. Robert Atkins, and a low carb dieter on his
> program, you are likely a woman or man who would like to be with him.
[quoted text clipped - 48 lines]
>
> Sign up here:http://www.winatkins.com

Why don't you put your writing talent to use doing something inspiring
or worthwhile? You obviously are good at it.
Cubit - 31 Dec 2007 03:21 GMT
Sounds like a scene from the movie: "Dark Star"

> If you're a fan of Dr. Robert Atkins, and a low carb dieter on his
> program, you are likely a woman or man who would like to be with him.
[quoted text clipped - 49 lines]
> Sign up here:
> http://www.winatkins.com
Doug Freyburger - 31 Dec 2007 17:28 GMT
> Sounds like a scene from the movie: "Dark Star"

Best movie ever when measured as a ratio of quality per
dollars spent making the movie.  It being one of the lowest
budget movies ever to make it into the cinemas does have
some impact on that ratio.  ;^)

I bet the giant tomato monster in the movie was low carb.
 
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