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LCer09 - 11 Mar 2004 01:45 GMT
I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
the larger his, ah, well... <insert favorite penis phrase> seems to get. How is
this? Less fat on the pelvic bone? Better circulation and blood flow? I'm not
complaining (oh hell no!) Just wondering if this is common? I don't think I'll
find THIS in the book, LOL!

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curt - 11 Mar 2004 01:57 GMT
Aye, there is a benefit to some fat loss in that area it seems.  One of the
many benefits to losing weight for men and women. ;)

Curt

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> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
> observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
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LCer09 - 11 Mar 2004 02:02 GMT
>Aye, there is a benefit to some fat loss in that area it seems.  One of the
>many benefits to losing weight for men and women. ;)

So you've seen it too? My husband just laughs and says that he may have gone
from 12" to 14" (yeah, SURE) but he didn't notice. So I was wondering if it was
just a hallucination brought on by carb deprivation.

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Bear - 11 Mar 2004 02:20 GMT
Its because part of the penis in inside the body. As the body shrinks more
is exposed and it gets longer.
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> >Aye, there is a benefit to some fat loss in that area it seems.  One of the
> >many benefits to losing weight for men and women. ;)
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Crafting Mom - 11 Mar 2004 02:24 GMT
> becomes, the larger his, ah, well... <insert favorite penis phrase>

Some people call it a penis.
LCer09 - 11 Mar 2004 13:30 GMT
>> becomes, the larger his, ah, well... <insert favorite penis phrase>
>
>Some people call it a penis.

And some people don't. So I wanted them to feel free to call it whatever they
wish.

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Crunch - 12 Mar 2004 02:12 GMT
in 20040311083048.29604.00001260@mb-m21.aol.com LCer09 posted:

>>> becomes, the larger his, ah, well... <insert favorite penis phrase>
>>
>> Some people call it a penis.
>
> And some people don't. So I wanted them to feel free to call it
> whatever they wish.

So Dr. Ruth's message of "It's alright to talk about it." has yet to
take hold everywhere. <g>

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TavliGal - 11 Mar 2004 04:14 GMT
>> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather
>> an observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my
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>> Me- 265/223/140
>> & hubby- 310/244/180

That's hilarious, I never realized that, then again my boyfriend is quite
skinny.  Wow you learn something new everyday - especially on this
newsgroup!
:) Monica
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Sunshyne - 11 Mar 2004 14:44 GMT
> >> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather
> >> an observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my
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> newsgroup!
> :) Monica

I second that, learning soemthing new every day. It does make sense,
after reading the replies.

Going off to fan myself now, to cool down.

:)
Irv Finkleman - 11 Mar 2004 05:33 GMT
> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
> observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
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There is something to the structure of the fat and musculature around the base of
the penis and the lower abdomen that makes the difference.  I saw a documentary
regarding penis enlargement (surgical -- not the 'medicinal' approach) where
they can do the same thing surgically.  It is the loss of fat around
that area that produces the same effect.  The length was always there, but
the fat in the area prevented it from revealing itself.

It's not your imagination -- another reason to celebrate low-carb!

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Ignoramus16578 - 11 Mar 2004 11:44 GMT
> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather
> an observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my
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> Just wondering if this is common? I don't think I'll find THIS in
> the book, LOL!

A quite correct observation. Losing 50 lbs added about an inch as far
as I am concerned. Plus I became more agile in bed.

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PJx - 11 Mar 2004 14:02 GMT
On a similar note, I have been repeating the phrase "Thank you Dr
Atkins", after each session of love making for the past year.  

Pj

>I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
>observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
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Marcusj - 11 Mar 2004 16:09 GMT
It's kind of the same with zoo animals.
I've read that some zoo animals can't mate because the male is too
overweight to even make insertion possible.

As others have pointed out, some of it is physical and real.  I am sure that
a big part of the difference is a visual trick, though, as the smaller
hips/belly make the penis appear larger in comparison.

Mark.

> I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
> observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
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Bob in CT - 11 Mar 2004 16:16 GMT
> It's kind of the same with zoo animals.
> I've read that some zoo animals can't mate because the male is too
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>> Me- 265/223/140
>> & hubby- 310/244/180

Although one should point out that there are other tools suitable for this
function:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4314184/

Anyone willing to open a store with me?  A mill/year is pretty good.

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Marcusj - 11 Mar 2004 16:21 GMT
> Anyone willing to open a store with me?  A mill/year is pretty good.

I've heard that erections lasting longer than 4 hours - while rare - require
immediate medical attention.
Saffire - 11 Mar 2004 21:45 GMT
> I've heard that erections lasting longer than 4 hours - while rare - require
> immediate medical attention.

I got a spam the other day that promised erections for 36 hours.  Why would
ANYONE want to have sex for 36 HOURS?  Good luck in finding a partner willing to
put up with THAT kind of long-term drilling ;-)

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Bob in CT - 12 Mar 2004 12:43 GMT
>> Anyone willing to open a store with me?  A mill/year is pretty good.
>
> I've heard that erections lasting longer than 4 hours - while rare -
> require
> immediate medical attention.

I'm not sure what this has to do with the link I posted, which was about
vibrator use for women, how the "sex shops" are trying to revamp for
women, and how some women are being prosecuted for telling other women how
to use a vibrator.  It has nothing whatsoever to do with erections.  
Nothing.

And if you want spam concerning drugs to help men get erections, I get
about 30 of these a day and would be happy to forward them to you or give
them your email address.

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Marcusj - 12 Mar 2004 15:09 GMT
And I'm not sure how your link had to do with anything else in the topic.
Lighten up!  I was making fun of a commercial for Cialis that makes that
absurd statement about 4 hour erections.

Mark.

> >> Anyone willing to open a store with me?  A mill/year is pretty good.
> >
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> about 30 of these a day and would be happy to forward them to you or give
> them your email address.
PrincePete01 - 11 Mar 2004 22:56 GMT
>As others have pointed out, some of it is physical and real.  I am sure that
>a big part of the difference is a visual trick, though, as the smaller
>hips/belly make the penis appear larger in comparison.

they were interviewing a doctor, a urologist (men's equivalent of an ob-gyn) on
an episode of "real sex" on HBO about some men's obsession with penis size and
enlargement surgery. the doctor commented that they should be more obssessed
with controling their weight, since of the thousands of patients he had
examined he had never seen a fat man with a big penis, nor a thin man with a
small one.

peter
TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 01:17 GMT
>>> As others have pointed out, some of it is physical and real.  I am
>>> sure that a big part of the difference is a visual trick, though,
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>>
>> peter

Oh I beg to differ on your last sentence.  I've seen thin men with small
willies.
So small that I actually had to ask "Are we doing it?  Are you in yet?
Couldn't feel a thing.
We didn't last long.
Ce la vie,
Monica
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JC Der Koenig - 12 Mar 2004 01:51 GMT
Even a zeppelin is small in the Grand Canyon.

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> >>> As others have pointed out, some of it is physical and real.  I am
> >>> sure that a big part of the difference is a visual trick, though,
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> Ce la vie,
> Monica
TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 03:16 GMT
>> Even a zeppelin is small in the Grand Canyon.

This talk of small penises must really hit home for you.  I mean, it's not
like you can make up for it with your personality.

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> >> Even a zeppelin is small in the Grand Canyon.
> >>
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Oh MAN!  Good one, thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!

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JC Der Koenig - 12 Mar 2004 03:21 GMT
Yeah, that really bothered me.

Btw, anyone that would try to have sex with a 350 pound sow truly has some
serious issues. Penis size would be the least of them.

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TayaFaire - 12 Mar 2004 03:27 GMT
> Yeah, that really bothered me.
>
> Btw, anyone that would try to have sex with a 350 pound sow truly has some
> serious issues. Penis size would be the least of them.

Sounds like sour grapes to me.  Maybe you need to get laid, it shouldn't
cost you too much to find someone to give ya some.  They really don't care
what kind of personality you have as long as you have cash.

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JC Der Koenig - 12 Mar 2004 03:38 GMT
I have sex with humans, not sows. But keep looking, and good luck.

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> > Yeah, that really bothered me.
> >
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> cost you too much to find someone to give ya some.  They really don't care
> what kind of personality you have as long as you have cash.
Meremale - 12 Mar 2004 13:44 GMT
>I have sex with humans, not sows. But keep looking, and good luck.

<EG>
Oh thank you, thank you ,,,,0h  vacuous one !

get yourself a new pillow for  next week.
preferably one that you wont choke on this time.

we need KY, been a while since you had a workout/reamout .
eh?

MM
Irv Finkleman - 12 Mar 2004 17:44 GMT
> Yeah, that really bothered me.
>
> Btw, anyone that would try'...

Better to keep your thoughts to yourself and be thought an a.shole
than to post them and confirm the fact.

Irv

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JC Der Koenig - 13 Mar 2004 00:24 GMT
Hey Irv. I see that you're still rather rotund. Why don't you try going on a
diet, fatboy?

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> Irv
TavliGal - 13 Mar 2004 00:44 GMT
>> JC Der Koenig wrote:
>>>
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>>
>> --
Hi Irv,
I can see why you fell for Sophie.  She's adorable!
Monica
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TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 19:22 GMT
>> Yeah, that really bothered me.
>>
>> Btw, anyone that would try to have sex with a 350 pound sow truly
>> has some serious issues. Penis size would be the least of them.

I'm sorry little one,  I realize the truth must hurt.  Must be rough.

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JC Der Koenig - 13 Mar 2004 00:26 GMT
Yes, the truth is I will always gag at the mere thought of 350 pounds of
your blubber. It is a painful thought.

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> >> Yeah, that really bothered me.
> >>
> >> Btw, anyone that would try to have sex with a 350 pound sow truly
> >> has some serious issues. Penis size would be the least of them.
> >>
> I'm sorry little one,  I realize the truth must hurt.  Must be rough.
TavliGal - 13 Mar 2004 00:41 GMT
>> Yes, the truth is I will always gag at the mere thought of 350
>> pounds of your blubber. It is a painful thought.

Little JC,
So basically what you're saying is, is that I hold that much power over you.

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JC Der Koenig - 13 Mar 2004 00:53 GMT
Absolutely. It all stems from this woman I knew as a child named Deloris.
I'm sure she weighed 350 or 400. The most awful creature I've ever had the
displeasure of knowing. Because of this experience I can never look upon or
think about a disgustingly fat sow such as yourself without coming close to
retching. Now you know my achilles heel.

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> >> Yes, the truth is I will always gag at the mere thought of 350
> >> pounds of your blubber. It is a painful thought.
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TavliGal - 13 Mar 2004 01:50 GMT
>> Absolutely. It all stems from this woman I knew as a child named
>> Deloris. I'm sure she weighed 350 or 400. The most awful creature
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>>
>> --
Well I'm glad I have that effect on you, frankly I wouldn't have it any
other way.
Keep retching.  With any luck you'll choke on it.
Monica
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MereMale - 13 Mar 2004 09:56 GMT
>Absolutely. It all stems from this woman I knew as a child named Deloris.

she use you for a pull through..Oh vacuous one?

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involves an assumption that the US is the 'fulcrum of virtue'."
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Laureen - 13 Mar 2004 15:19 GMT
> Yes, the truth is I will always gag at the mere thought of 350 pounds of
> your blubber. It is a painful thought.
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> > >>
> > I'm sorry little one,  I realize the truth must hurt.  Must be rough.

I'm surprised you even posted in her JC considering you probably need
a microscope to find your itsy bitsy teent weenie pee pee. That was
ummm "big" of you!
JC Der Koenig - 13 Mar 2004 15:57 GMT
I definitely never "posted" in her. That's just a vicious rumor.

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> > Yes, the truth is I will always gag at the mere thought of 350 pounds of
> > your blubber. It is a painful thought.
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> a microscope to find your itsy bitsy teent weenie pee pee. That was
> ummm "big" of you!
Mike McNeil - 12 Mar 2004 16:45 GMT
don't know you and don't want to get into a fight either.  but either
he was EXTREMELY small or you've been around if you know wha tI mean.

the thing does stretch...

>>>> As others have pointed out, some of it is physical and real.  I am
>>>> sure that a big part of the difference is a visual trick, though,
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>Ce la vie,
>Monica
TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 19:09 GMT
>> don't know you and don't want to get into a fight either.  but either
>> he was EXTREMELY small or you've been around if you know wha tI mean.
>>
>> the thing does stretch...

No, no offence taken.  It's the most logical assumption.  But I was much
younger and inexperienced at the time, so I'd have to say in all fairness
that that was not the case that time around.  Unfortunately he really was
small.
Monica
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martymkm@webtv.net - 11 Mar 2004 21:20 GMT
I don't know why this happens, But I do know my DH is going to start
LCing, like TOMORROW!
<evil grin> Marty
Bob in CT - 11 Mar 2004 21:37 GMT
> I don't know why this happens, But I do know my DH is going to start
> LCing, like TOMORROW!
> <evil grin> Marty

If the "size" doesn't help, his increased self confidence and willingness
to get naked might!

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martymkm@webtv.net - 11 Mar 2004 23:47 GMT
Marty wrote:
I don't know why this happens, But I do know my DH is going to start
LCing, like TOMORROW!
<evil grin> Marty

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If the "size" doesn't help, his increased self confidence and
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Ya think? If it works he won't have to take his clothes off, I'll do it
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Meremale - 12 Mar 2004 13:38 GMT
>> I don't know why this happens, But I do know my DH is going to start
>> LCing, like TOMORROW!
>> <evil grin> Marty
>
>If the "size" doesn't help, his increased self confidence and willingness
>to get naked might!

ummm..is the (Australian) analogy appropriate here?
"throbbin' like a sock full of grasshoppers"

btw..when the cock crows, some here (.au), speak of :
"the Mongrel roaring"
"barred up so hard you could crack fleas on it"
"the third arm is at full lift"
"got a head on it like a fire-mens helmet"
etc,,etc..there are a mile of them !

buuuut the best pickup line I was fond of (notice,, WAS) is:

ÞBloke: howya goin?

ÞShiela: aw orright an that

ÞBloke: ya like choclate?

ÞShiela: oi yeah !!

ÞBloke: Great ! I got half a bar just lookin at ya...
...wanna share?

this approach usually results in a quick smack across the
ear.
buuut you would be surprised just how many times it (did)
succeed !

ahhhh..memories <sigh>

c Ya
TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 22:28 GMT
>> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 21:37:12 GMT, Bob in CT
>> <ctviggen.x@rcn.com> wrote:
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>> c Ya

rofl
That reminds me of team of Aussie's I used to serve.  (umm waitressing of
course ;) )  Can't remember if they were soccer or rugby players.  I usually
got them cause the other servers didn't care for their chauvenistic type
remarks.  I didn't mind, I always had good laughs serving them.  They were a
hoot.
Monica
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>course ;) )  Can't remember if they were soccer or rugby players.  I usually
>got them cause the other servers didn't care for their chauvenistic type
>remarks.  I didn't mind, I always had good laughs serving them.  They were a
>hoot.
oh yeah..we can be a hoot awright <G>
but we really have to be standing in front of you,, as you
rightly say.
Something gets lost in the translation by text :- )

MM

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Mike McNeil - 12 Mar 2004 16:41 GMT
for every 30 pounds of weight lost.... there is 1 inch of visible
penis gained.

>I have a question for all the shrinking guys out there... Or rather an
>observation that I'm curious about. You see, the smaller my husband becomes,
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Marcusj - 12 Mar 2004 16:47 GMT
> for every 30 pounds of weight lost.... there is 1 inch of visible
> penis gained.

Amazing!
So after I reach my goal of losing over 160 pounds I can expect to be HUGE,
with well over a 5 inch gain!!!

Nonsense.

Mark.
Mike McNeil - 12 Mar 2004 17:22 GMT
won't the women love you then. :)

>> for every 30 pounds of weight lost.... there is 1 inch of visible
>> penis gained.
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>
>Mark.
LCer09 - 12 Mar 2004 21:58 GMT
>for every 30 pounds of weight lost.... there is 1 inch of visible
>penis gained.

LOL! I can just see men giving up the gym and becoming emaciated just to gain
down below!

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