You don't have to eat stuff with sugar alcohols to get bad gas pains. I've
got 'em right now from eating about one cup of brocolli earlier today. At
least, that's the most likely culprit. Guess I'll buy some Gas-X or
something, cause no way in hell am I giving up brocolli.

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Marcusj - 11 Mar 2004 22:45 GMT
I don't get gas from brocolli, but I sure get the stinky pees from
asparagus! Phew!
Mark.
> You don't have to eat stuff with sugar alcohols to get bad gas pains. I've
> got 'em right now from eating about one cup of brocolli earlier today. At
> least, that's the most likely culprit. Guess I'll buy some Gas-X or
> something, cause no way in hell am I giving up brocolli.
GT - 11 Mar 2004 23:28 GMT
> I don't get gas from brocolli, but I sure get the stinky pees from
> asparagus! Phew!
>
> Mark.
Ick. There was no call for THAT!
Saffire - 12 Mar 2004 02:20 GMT
> I don't get gas from brocolli, but I sure get the stinky pees from
> asparagus! Phew!
LOL! I used to have a boyfriend (VERY bad judgment on my part) who once
staggered from the bathroom tenderly holding his belly, obviously in SEVERE pain!
He whimpered, took a few halting steps, whimpered again, and eventually made it
to the bed where he fell in a heap, curled up and still whimpering. Alarmed, I
asked what was wrong. Him: "My pee smelled funny!" We had eaten asparagus at
dinner. I informed him that that was COMPLETELY normal after eating asparagus.
He jumped up off the bed, good as new, not even remotely embarrassed. What a
f.cking BABY!

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Piedlourde - 12 Mar 2004 06:15 GMT
Mark said:
<< I don't get gas from brocolli, but I sure get the stinky pees from
asparagus! Phew! >>
That's one of my favourite things about asparagus.
What? That's weird?
Piedlourde
TavliGal - 12 Mar 2004 01:23 GMT
>> You don't have to eat stuff with sugar alcohols to get bad gas
>> pains. I've got 'em right now from eating about one cup of brocolli
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>> I have only 3 flaws. My first flaw is thinking that I only have 3
>> flaws.
Michelle, are you close to your period? I find along with bloating I also
get gas pains.
Monica

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Luna - 12 Mar 2004 05:52 GMT
> >> You don't have to eat stuff with sugar alcohols to get bad gas
> >> pains. I've got 'em right now from eating about one cup of brocolli
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> get gas pains.
> Monica
Nah. It's the brocolli. It doesn't happen every time I eat it, but I've
been eating it more frequently than I used to. Sometimes spinach does it
too.

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Ignoramus28275 - 12 Mar 2004 14:04 GMT
> You don't have to eat stuff with sugar alcohols to get bad gas pains. I've
> got 'em right now from eating about one cup of brocolli earlier today. At
> least, that's the most likely culprit. Guess I'll buy some Gas-X or
> something, cause no way in hell am I giving up brocolli.
You get used to it. I can eat 2 lbs of that stuff and have very
moderate gas, now, but it used to be as and as you described. Just
build up the quantity slowly. Also, avoid eating, say, 1/2 lb of fried
garlic before key dates. :)
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