Weight Loss Forum / Low Carb / March 2004
colonoscopy tomorrow
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Jacqueline Davidson - 21 Mar 2004 22:25 GMT (what fun!) and today is liquids only, so that may be a good boost too. BTW Thanks, Damsel and Luna! I am glad to be back. Jackie 197-196.75-160ish began March 19, 2004
Damsel in dis Dress - 21 Mar 2004 21:29 GMT >(what fun!) >and today is liquids only, so that may be a good boost too. >BTW Thanks, Damsel and Luna! I am glad to be back. I hope your procedure goes as comfortably as possible, and that you'll discover that the test was for nothing, because you're perfect inside! Especially your kind heart.
It's totally MY pleasure to welcome you back, Jackie. So many of last year's gang are gone now, and you are one of the good 'uns! I've very happy to see you again!
Carol
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Eileen Dougal - 21 Mar 2004 23:17 GMT When I had my colonoscopy a few months ago, it was a piece of cake. I love how they give you that sedative to make you 'forget' the whole procedure after it is done. The only part I didn't like was having to 'prepare' for it day before and drink that horrible concoction to clean you out. It was putrid. I am new here but welcome back anyways!
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> (what fun!) > and today is liquids only, so that may be a good boost too. > BTW Thanks, Damsel and Luna! I am glad to be back. > Jackie > 197-196.75-160ish > began March 19, 2004 Debbie Cusick - 22 Mar 2004 02:07 GMT > When I had my colonoscopy a few months ago, it was a piece of cake. I love > how they give you that sedative to make you 'forget' the whole procedure > after it is done. LOL, I'm supposed to schedule one of these (not for any health reason, but just as a baseline now that I have passed 50) and I can't say I'm looking forward to it!
Debbie
Martha Gallagher - 22 Mar 2004 04:34 GMT > > When I had my colonoscopy a few months ago, it was a piece of cake. I love > > how they give you that sedative to make you 'forget' the whole procedure [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > just as a baseline now that I have passed 50) and I can't say I'm looking > forward to it! Eileens right. It's not a big deal. The worst part is definitely the prep. Even if you normally buy the cheapest, prison issue toilet paper that's on sale, before you start drinking the liquid, buy the softest paper you can find. And lots of it.
You'll thank me.
I don't know about them giving you something to make you forget, I remember mine, but it wasn't unpleasant. And if you need a motivator to get you to schedule your screening, you can borrow my personal superstition which is that anytime you're proactive and do all the tests even though you don't think you need them, that's when you turn out to be perfectly healthy. It's the things that you put off that get you.
Martha, who thinks mammograms are far worse but still has them done.
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Saffire - 22 Mar 2004 09:25 GMT > Eileens right. It's not a big deal. The worst part is definitely the prep. > Even if you normally buy the cheapest, prison issue toilet paper that's on > sale, before you start drinking the liquid, buy the softest paper you can > find. And lots of it. I had a flexible sigmoidoscopy about 3 years ago -- it's not quite as invasive as a colonoscopy, but the tubing still goes pretty far. The prep wasn't pleasant, but it wasn't THAT bad -- it was a HELL of a lot less painful than the REASON I had to have it done in the first place, which turned out to be inconclusive (and the problem went away entirely once I started low-carbing). What's unexpected and disconcerting is probably AFTERWARD as you walk away, worried about leakage and trying (in vain) not to emit sloppy wet farts (Robin Williams did a GREAT routine on that in his last HBO special). They pump gas into you during the procedure to expand things, and it's got to go SOMEWHERE. One of the WORST parts was that everyone waiting for a colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy at the clinic during the next hour had to wait in a teeny, tiny waiting room that was smaller than some family dinner tables I've seen! So there we all were, about 9 of us, all cramped into this little room with our knees practically touching those of the person ACROSS from us, all KNOWING what we were all there for and trying not only to not look at each other, but to not even acknowledge anyone else's EXISTENCE. Bring reading material, even if you don't know how to read :-)
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Supergoof - 25 Mar 2004 05:27 GMT > Even if you normally buy the cheapest, prison issue toilet paper that's on > sale, before you start drinking the liquid, buy the softest paper you can > find. And lots of it. LOL
I get frequent bouts of diarrhoea, and was talking medical stuff with a friend who has had the same problem recently, and she gave me an excellent tip: use baby wipes!
It seems so simple, but I would never have thought of it!
cheers Rachel (New Zealand)
Jacqueline Davidson - 22 Mar 2004 05:33 GMT Debbie said:
> LOL, I'm supposed to schedule one of these (not for any health reason, but > just as a baseline now that I have passed 50) and I can't say I'm looking > forward to it! > > Debbie to which Jackie responded: 5 years ago I had to drink 6 oz of fleets phospha soda, which was a killer dose. Awful taste, awful stuff. This time, 1 and 1/2 oz twice, and buried in 10 oz ginger ale each time. I still think drs. should have to drink this stuff and perhaps they would come up with something better. It will be interesting to see if sugar alcohols have changed the intestinal mucosa. Jackie
Witchy Way - 22 Mar 2004 05:07 GMT piece of cake! truly!
btw...when my doc came in to begin the procedure, he asked how i was, i told him ok, but the last 3 glasses of that stuff wanted to come back up it made me very nauseous, he said why didn't you call me? i would've given you the pill form instead.
well, needless to say, i didnt know that. duh!
however, no more bathroom cocktails for me. next time pills. but i think 9 years from now when i'm due for a repeat, the whole procedure may be different
**When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now I just 'chunky dunk'.
witchy
Lee - 22 Mar 2004 16:08 GMT > piece of cake! truly! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > 9 years from now when i'm due for a repeat, the whole procedure may be > different I bet it will be. Aren't they already performing "virtual colonoscopies" that are non-invasive?
http://www.ThePLC.net/colonography.shtml
http://virtualcolonoscopy.med.nyu.edu/
I'm counting on going "virtual" when it's time for my first one :-).
Lee
> **When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping'. Now I just 'chunky > dunk'. > > witchy Sharkman@comcast.net - 23 Mar 2004 01:24 GMT just remember that if they find anything with the "virtual" they will have to go in with the regular... (and they usually do find polyps).. so be prepared to undergo the regular one too..
>> piece of cake! truly! >> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >> >> witchy Jacqueline Davidson - 24 Mar 2004 04:48 GMT No polyps here, just tics and healthy mucosa. And I have had my full share of sugar alcohols. I have heard though that taking the pills does not do enough cleaning. The fleets phospha soda is awful but can be stirred into ginger ale. (not diet.) Jackie
Eileen Dougal - 24 Mar 2004 02:08 GMT I mixed mine with ginger ale and I could not hold it down. Vomited twice. In fact, found it hard to keep down, no matter what I mixed it with. There is no description of what that stuff tastes like.. Maybe gasoline with too much salt mixed in is my best guess!
Eileen
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> I have heard though that taking the pills does not do enough cleaning. The > fleets phospha soda is awful but can be stirred into ginger ale. (not diet.) > Jackie Priscilla H Ballou - 24 Mar 2004 19:42 GMT Eileen Dougal <dougale@worldnet.att.net> quoth:
>I mixed mine with ginger ale and I could not hold it down. Vomited twice. In >fact, found it hard to keep down, no matter what I mixed it with. There is >no description of what that stuff tastes like.. Maybe gasoline with too much >salt mixed in is my best guess! Oh, you just brought back memories from two years ago. Ickitty ick ick! Drinking that stuff was the worst part of the procedure. The drugs they gave me on the day of the procedure were the best part.
Priscilla
Dick Yuknavech - 24 Mar 2004 19:25 GMT >(what fun!) >and today is liquids only, so that may be a good boost too. If you will be taking Fleets Phosphate Soda or something equivalent, DO NOT STEP ON A SCALE for the next few days. Truly. Last year I had one of those, and over a 36-hour period I'd ingested one box of lemon Jello, a few diet sodas and a lot of water. Gained about SEVEN pounds. Lost same in two or three days. See label on Fleets bottle about water retention.
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