My dear beloved and honored husband bought Vanilla  yogurt several time
instead of Plain yogurt (I'm doing Core).

I've explained to him, several times, it's plain that is core, not vanilla,
and everytime he has understood, agreed to be careful, and brought Vanilla
yogurt. "Oops I forgot!"

Last night, he went to the store, I reminded him "PLAIN yogurt" and he gave
me the "you think I'm an idiot?" stare. He came back home with several
things, told me all about how, not only he brought plain yogurt, but he
compared them all to make SURE he was bringing the one with the lowest
everything...

Just now, I go to get some yogurt for my strawberries... Vanilla yogurt...
the top of the bucket says plain, but the bucket says vanilla... and it is
most definitively vanilla... The company put the wrong lid on the bucket...

I told him and he didn't believe me..

"Honey, if there's flowers on the bucket, it's got to be flavored.. yogurt
comes from cows... not flowers...

Will~