Hi, name name is Tony Chidester

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Tony Chidester - 25 May 2007 20:44 GMT

and I am so sad because I have a wife the size of a house. I dread
f.cking her of a night, because when I perform cunnilingus, I have to
lift up her belly flap, and underneath is all dead dry skin. Poor
bitch can't wash herself anymore so I have to do it for her.

Could anybody help my situation?

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Lachlan - Grand Exalted Most High King and Emperor of All the Universe - 25 May 2007 21:03 GMT

> and I am so sad because I have a wife the size of a house. I dread
> f.cking her of a night, because when I perform cunnilingus, I have to
> lift up her belly flap, and underneath is all dead dry skin. Poor
> bitch can't wash herself anymore so I have to do it for her.
>
> Could anybody help my situation?

Do you have to make love with the light off, so you don't burn your arse on
the bulb? You could always go gay. One of my friends did for a year and
strongly recommended it.

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Freakin' Lunatic Pinhead - 27 May 2007 20:56 GMT

hi Tony, it's nice to meet you.

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