"Mal" <malhamilton@verizon.net> wrote

Throw them at idiots.

HONK HONK -- GET OUTTA MY WAY -- BIG SUV COMIN' THROUGH

Plop

That'll teach 'em!

No, I just buy a lot of eggs and get them when they are on
sale...often at 69 cents/doz. I feed my dog 2 yolks a day and pitch
the rest. It's about the only food I waste, but I don't have any use
for all those yolks. Occasionally, I buy egg whites when they are on
sale but they are still more expensive than buying the eggs on sale
and separating the eggs, so I usually buy eggs. The egg whites are
ultrapasteurized too. This keeps them from expanding quite as much,
although they are still OK. You can't freeze them though, I understand
and then make meringues, though.

I used to get free fresh eggs without owning any chickens. When I
lived in S. Indiana, I had a farm. The neighbor had chickens though
and one would come into my barn to lay. She was a good layer too. I
got a fresh egg every day. Since I was only at the farm in the morning
and the neighbor was at work, I never bothered to tell him about it.
Suddenly the chicken stopped coming. A few weeks later, I did talk
with him and told him about the chicken. We both got a good laugh
about it cause he ate the chicken cause it wasn't laying. dkw