When I woke up this morning I found that a giant fat c.nt had broken
into my house and she was sitting on my cock.  I could barely breathe
from the 500 or 600 pounds she was sitting on me.  I asked her to get
off of me, but she would not.  Then I told her that if she did not get
off of me I'd shoot her.  She knew I had no gun, so that did not work.
I finally told her to get off of me and I'd get some food for her.
She started to get up right away, but my cock was stuck in her.  That
was almost 20 hours ago, and my cock is still stuck in her huge c.nt.
I think she put some glue on my cock.  What do I do to get this ugly
blob of nasty c.nt off of me?

Johnny