Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
eats will go to hell.
Rob D. - 23 Nov 2008 05:32 GMT
On Nov 22, 11:29 pm, sandw...@thefridge.com wrote:
> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
> eats will go to hell.
...except if you eat "Hellman's Mayonaise."
Then it's okay.
mollypup - 24 Nov 2008 04:01 GMT
> On Nov 22, 11:29 pm, sandw...@thefridge.com wrote:
>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
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>
> Then it's okay.
ROTFLMAO!!!

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cal - 24 Nov 2008 05:48 GMT
On 11/23/08 11:01 PM, in article ggd904$sga$1@news.motzarella.org,
>> On Nov 22, 11:29 pm, sandw...@thefridge.com wrote:
>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
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>
> ROTFLMAO!!!
PIYP?
% - 23 Nov 2008 05:32 GMT
> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
> eats will go to hell.
oh good , i'm glad i have never ate
David - 23 Nov 2008 05:33 GMT
>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
>> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
>> eats will go to hell.
>
> oh good , i'm glad i have never ate
create
% - 23 Nov 2008 05:42 GMT
>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According
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>
> create
beg , barra an steal
David - 23 Nov 2008 05:43 GMT
>>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According
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>
> beg , barra an steal
I write like compost. R U A
% - 23 Nov 2008 05:45 GMT
>>>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill.
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>>
> I write like compost. R U A
and i stroked the Australians ...
David - 23 Nov 2008 05:48 GMT
>>>>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>>>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill.
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>
> and i stroked the Australians ...
Meet David the Great.
Musk available at 7pm, 8 in the morning.
% now be quiet.
% - 23 Nov 2008 05:58 GMT
>>>>>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>>>>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill.
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> Musk available at 7pm, 8 in the morning.
> % now be quiet.
milk , milk , milk
David - 23 Nov 2008 06:00 GMT
>>>>>>>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>>>>>>>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill.
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> milk , milk , milk
cow, cow, ski, alert, phanny
Sharx35 - 23 Nov 2008 06:14 GMT
> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
> eats will go to hell.
Obviously, this includes YOU, too.
David - 23 Nov 2008 06:23 GMT
>> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
>> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
>> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
>> eats will go to hell.
>
> Obviously, this includes YOU, too.
a club is in my door in the parking lot, waiting for you.
the_dawggie - 24 Nov 2008 06:16 GMT
On Nov 23, 4:29 pm, sandw...@thefridge.com wrote:
> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
> eats will go to hell.
I will eat what I want when I want, however don't eat much
and from what left my 'fridge last week provided for a close
relationship with a certain bathroom appliance.
--
Kipland.
Tanel Kagan - 25 Nov 2008 11:16 GMT
> Do you know each time you eat food you are murdering the food?
> Eating is homicide. The more you eat the more you kill. According to
> the Bible, murder condemns a person to hell. That means anyone who
> eats will go to hell.
Do you know that posting to newsgroups is an assault and battery on your
keyboard? Typing is abuse. Everytime your finger strikes those innocent
keys, you inflict pain and suffering on those poor little buttons.
The more you type, the more you harm. So please, stay away from your
computer.