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Cleaning your a.shole if you're a fattie

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Usenet Legends bobandcarole  ۞ - 10 Sep 2009 20:41 GMT
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On Sep 10, 1:50 pm, Generalisimo Franco <francobo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On 10 Sep, 10:23, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♥
>
> <usenetlegends0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > x-no-archive:
> > On Sep 9, 5:40 am, "Dr. Mazola" <drmaz...@mazola.info> wrote:
>
> > > Liposuction leftovers make easy stem cells: study
>
> > >http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE5876I420090908
>
> > > WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Fat sucked out of chunky thighs or flabby
> > > bellies might provide an easy source of stem cells made using
> > > new and promising technology, U.S. researchersreportedon
> > > Tuesday.
>
> > > They found immature fat cells in the material removed during
> > > liposuction were easy to transform into cells called induced
> > > pluripotent stem cells, or iPS cells.
>
> > > They were easier to work with than the skin cells usually used
> > > to make iPS cells, the team at Stanford University's School of
> > > Medicine in California reported in the Proceedings of the
> > > National Academy of Sciences.
>
> > > IPS cells are made using genes that take them back in time to a
> > > more immature and pliable state. They can then be re-directed to
> > > form heart cells, bone cells, brain cells or any other type of
> > > desired cell.
>
> > > "These cells are not as far along on the differentiation
> > > pathway, so they're easier to back up to an earlier state," Ning
> > > Sun, who led the study, said in a statement.
>
> > > "They are more embryonic-like than fibroblasts, which take more
> > > effort to reprogram."
>
> > > Stem cells are the body's master cell and embryonic stem cells
> > > are the most malleable, morphing into any cell type. IPS cells
> > > look very much the same, and teams are trying to make stocks of
> > > these cells to use in research and, eventually, to treat disease.
>
> > > "Not only can westartwith a lot of cells, we can reprogram
> > > them much more efficiently," said Dr. Joseph Wu, who worked on
> > > the study.
>
> > > "Fibroblasts, or skin cells, must be grown in the lab for three
> > > weeks or more before they can be reprogrammed. But these stem
> > > cells from fat are ready to go right away."
>
> > Instead of expensive surgery why not try refraining from stuffing
> > food down yer fat greasy piehole? It woulds save you gross
> > looking fatties a bit of cash besides.- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
>
> but, but being obese is a medical problem...it has NOTHING to do with
> what you eat!! (NOT!)
>
> Im wid cha on dis one, like 100%!!
>
> Now, could you pass me two MASSIVE pieces of cheesecake? Kris Baker
> and Mary Anne Kehoe are hungry and drueling on my shoes!!
>
> frank

Two fat pieces of blubber I take it?  I always wondered how somebody
so fuckin fat
wipes their a.shole properly.  They can't reach around all tha fat ya
know. Maybe a stick
with a clip on the end would help. HEY....maybe I should invent one
and sell it on TV.

          I'd have Billy Mays sell it if'n he wuzn't dead.,  I can
see it now .......

             Hello, Billy Mays here with the NEW FAT cornhole
cleanser.

Are you so fat that you leave footprints in concrete? Or maybe you're
so fat that NASA
orbits satellites around you? Are you so fat that you have more chins
than a Hong Kong
telephone directory?  Are you having trouble washing that putrid fat
a.s?  If so....

                  THE CORNHOLE CLEANSER is just the thing for you!!!!
wismel@yahoo.com - 11 Sep 2009 01:10 GMT
On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:41:34 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
? <usenetlegends0007@yahoo.com> wrote:

>x-no-archive:
>On Sep 10, 1:50 pm, Generalisimo Franco <francobo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>                   THE CORNHOLE CLEANSER is just the thing for you!!!!

I suggest two for $17.95 plus shipping and handling.

ted
Fonebone - 11 Sep 2009 02:21 GMT
On Sep 10, 7:10 pm, wis...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:41:34 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
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> ted

AL E, to show what a nice guy I am, send me your address & I'll send
you one of these for Christmas.
All that government cheese must wreck havoc on your poor a.shole &
this might do wonders for your hygiene as well as your disposition.
Jean Smith - 11 Sep 2009 05:07 GMT
>  On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:41:34 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>  ? <usenetlegends0007@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>  
>  ted

Have they solved the cancer problem?

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Rusty Trombone - 11 Sep 2009 03:03 GMT
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> On Sep 10, 1:50 pm, Generalisimo Franco <francobo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>                    THE CORNHOLE CLEANSER is just the thing for you!!!!

rotflmao
Beavis - 11 Sep 2009 04:43 GMT
> x-no-archive:
> On Sep 10, 1:50 pm, Generalisimo Franco <francobo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>                    THE CORNHOLE CLEANSER is just the thing for you!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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