This may produce a laugh: onions

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Brad Sheppard - 03 Mar 2004 19:56 GMT

I'm a newbie cooker - yesterday evening I cooked my first onion and
added it to my veggie stew (1/2 lbs mixed veggies + 1 cup tomatoe
sauce). I used a whole onion - size of my fist - "sauteed" it for a
few minutes - mixed it in. Didn't taste too bad. Sure smelled up the
kitchen. Well, last night for the first time I had three erotic
dreams! Today I still smell onion in my nose - but the good news is
my sinuses are better! Also, although that smell in my nose lingers I
don't appear to smell offensivily. Anyone want a kiss?

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~Deb~ - 03 Mar 2004 20:27 GMT

> I'm a newbie cooker - yesterday evening I cooked my first onion and
> added it to my veggie stew (1/2 lbs mixed veggies + 1 cup tomatoe
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> my sinuses are better! Also, although that smell in my nose lingers I
> don't appear to smell offensivily. Anyone want a kiss?

Ooooh! I could use a few of those kinds of dreams! I wonder if it works on
women?

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MAS - 03 Mar 2004 23:08 GMT

That is hysterical. I bet you cook a lot more with onions!

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MAS - 03 Mar 2004 23:08 GMT

That is hysterical. I bet you cook a lot more with onions!

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Jayjay - 03 Mar 2004 23:10 GMT

>I'm a newbie cooker - yesterday evening I cooked my first onion and
>added it to my veggie stew (1/2 lbs mixed veggies + 1 cup tomatoe
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>my sinuses are better! Also, although that smell in my nose lingers I
>don't appear to smell offensivily. Anyone want a kiss?

LOL!

Hope you had a partner near by to take advantage of waking up from
those dreams. :-)

Then again, they might not have appreciated the onion odor. And I'm
soooo sure you don't smell like onions.... <shudder

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