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Weight Loss Forum / General Topics / June 2004I had to be towed back to shore!
Hi, Everyone... We recently purchased a jet ski and I've run across a problem I hope someone can help me with. I'm a large person (around 300 lbs.) and though I figured out how to get on the jet ski in shallow water, I have twice now fallen off in deep water and could not get back on the thing! We had a step put on the back of it hoping that would solve the problem, but it's so narrow I can't really get both knees on it. We also tried a rope ladder which I thought was going to work - I actually got up on the steps of the ladder and got one foot on the back of the jet ski but then it tipped me over before I could get my other foot on it to balance things out. I KNOW there have to be other large people who ride jet ski's that have come across this problem!! Could you share how you handle this situation? I was humiliated both times because we ended up just having to have my husband "tow" me back to shore with a rope - which hurt like crazy and also made me think I was going to drown due to all the water I kept swallowing... Thanks for any help... Jacki No one would bat an eye at this post is the person in question didn't weigh 300 pounds. When I read posts like this that have the intent to ridicule and hurt, I want to reach through the phone line and separate NR from the things he loves most....his prosthetic balls. This was reposted without the original posters permission by a coward that will do anything to make fat people look bad. It will play all the cross posted groups against each other because no one wants to read its drivel. The identify of the coward of a little boy named NR who may live in chicago and loves cycling and photography. These facts are provided in the hopes that some smart person can track this very stupid one. Long and Deep NR. NOW! LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 41 lines] > =BQsK > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- Shouldn't her husband have used a harpoon? >> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >> Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > >Shouldn't her husband have used a harpoon? He could use the one stuck up your a.s right now. -- Steve º¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤º Steve Chaney gunhed57@NRsmykicktoy.pacbell.net Remove "NRismykicktoy" to get my real email address "it must shock you that i respect jackie." - John Seiler See the soc.singles HALL OF STUPID: http://member.newsguy.com/~gunhed/hallofstupid "Too late he understood that when you mate with a black widow spider, you're on the menu tonight." - Crash Street Kidd, re: Jackie, Message-ID: <bjr8fp0591@drn.newsguy.com> By forging me NR admits he is my puppet > Hi, Everyone... > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > I KNOW there have to be other large people who ride jet ski's that have > come across this problem!! Could you share how you handle this situation? Yes, Abdul has hit upon a very ingenious suggestion for you with the harpoon thing! Next time, go out on your jet ski in the vicinity of a crowd of whaling ships! They will harpoon you, pull you up their carcass ramp, and "FLENSE" you, which means to strip the blubber off you. This will permanently solve your entire problem! Or...you could just lose weight on your own. NAWWW, that'd never work. You'd best try the whaling ship thing. > Or...you could just lose weight on your own. Though these mean-spirited posts do not even deserve a response from me, how do you know I haven't already lost a LOT of weight and am just now trying to get back into life by enjoying something I love dearly - jet skiing?? Don't make such assumptions. My note was an honest plea for help in solving a real problem. The mere fact I am brave enough to get out there on the jet ski speaks volumes! The fact I'm having a little logistical difficulty was the reason I asked for help from others who may know more about jet skis than I do... And BTW, I do not appreciate whoever posted this on 3 other newsgroups without my permission. - Jacki >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >make such assumptions. My note was an honest plea for help in solving a >real problem. I agree that no one should be making fun of you because of your weight and congratulations to you for your efforts and successes in losing weight. However, you did publicly post that you had to be towed to shore. You must understand how incredible that sounds to some people. > The mere fact I am brave enough to get out there on the jet >ski speaks volumes! That sounds like fat acceptor speech, Jack. Again, congratulations on your success and I would definitely encourage you to continue to be active. But do you really think it is appropriate to be patting yourself on the back for trying to lead a healthy life? People should do that anyway. > The fact I'm having a little logistical difficulty was >the reason I asked for help from others who may know more about jet skis >than I do... Being someone who greatly enjoys water sports, I can tell you that any time you are trying to climb on an object floating in water, it requires substantially more strength, balance and muscle control than climbing on a stationary object. I know athletic people who have a hell of a time climbing up on an innertube. I am not aware of any apparatus that will help you. You simply need to continue to lose weight and build muscle. Raw strength is the only real answer. It will get easier over time. Good luck. >And BTW, I do not appreciate whoever posted this on 3 other newsgroups >without my permission. > >- Jacki I don't imagine you do, but that is the nature of usenet and the internet. Anytime you post something publicly, you have to be prepared for it to then belong to the public. Jade > >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > weight. However, you did publicly post that you had to be towed to > shore. You must understand how incredible that sounds to some people. Actually imbecile, this is a forgery. Where the forger found the original post is not apparent, though the forgery is. While there appears to be a real person posting as Jackibar, if you would have taken a second to read full headers or to google the poster's history, it is very obvious the real Jackibar has only this single post to SSFA. A quick google searched based on Jacki's response, reveals the simpleminded change in subject header and where the post originated [alt.sport.jet-ski] Jackibar has posted to various other groups, but the original post that started the thread and the one other SSFA posting are forgeries using her email address. No doubt her forger saw her website [which is quite informative and much appreciated according to the visitors comments], saw that she was fat and in the usual obsessive idiot/fr/troll manner decided to attack a person with more worth then they can every hope to have. > > The mere fact I am brave enough to get out there on the jet > >ski speaks volumes! > > That sounds like fat acceptor speech, Jack. Again, congratulations on > your success and I would definitely encourage you to continue to be > active. The patented Jade selective perception thing going on once again. <sigh> Do you see fat acceptors behind every fat person with self worth and the desire to live a healthy life? Those two attributes are good for anybody, fat or not. The ability for a fat person to hold on to them in a fat hating society shows more strength and value than you or any of you troll/fr/idiots can ever hope to aspire to. > But do you really think it is appropriate to be patting yourself on > the back for trying to lead a healthy life? People should do that > anyway. Tell me, do you think that you gain any credibility by making such bonehead comments? > > The fact I'm having a little logistical difficulty was > >the reason I asked for help from others who may know more about jet skis [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > >- Jacki Jacki, the insect who reposted this is a coward and an idiot. They don't care if you appreciate it or not. They live only to provoke, [thus the changing of your subject line in its usual pathetic attempt to be humorous] be glad that they are as inept at this as they are at trying to make you look bad. The plus side is, they led me [and probably others] to your website and I congratulate you on the effort you have put into it, and the information that is offered there. My mother had the some of the same symptoms as some of your visitors report, and this was over 30 years ago when the condition you have provided so much valuable information on, didn't even have a name! AJ > I don't imagine you do, but that is the nature of usenet and the > internet. Anytime you post something publicly, you have to be prepared > for it to then belong to the public. Spoken like somebody who should be dead from embarrassment by the tripe that has been published in its name that it is obviously responsible for. I think the irony meter may have topped out on this one. AJ Because, somebody has to be the Diva! >> >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. >> > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Actually imbecile, this is a forgery. The original post was. This response does not appear to be. Regardless of that, the real Jackibar posted this in public somewhere. How is it I'm being an imbecile, oh obviously angry one? > Where the forger found the >original post is not apparent, though the forgery is. Yep. I assumed they got it from the NAAFA message board, as many of the previous forgeries have come. > While there >appears to be a real person posting as Jackibar, if you would have >taken a second to read full headers or to google the poster's history, >it is very obvious the real Jackibar has only this single post to >SSFA. What difference does it make and why would I go through all of that work when I knew the original post was a forgery already, dumbass? >A quick google searched based on Jacki's response, reveals the >simpleminded change in subject header and where the post originated [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >usual obsessive idiot/fr/troll manner decided to attack a person with >more worth then they can every hope to have. You're in a real pisser of a rage today it appears. I dont have time to check all the headers and google people's freaking posting history or even look at their websites, just to respond to a goddamned post. Beside the fact, my opinion remains the same whether I'm responding to a forgery or not. I'm surprised you have time for all that, considering the oh so full life you claim to have. >> > The mere fact I am brave enough to get out there on the jet >> >ski speaks volumes! [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >The patented Jade selective perception thing going on once again. So fat acceptors don't often congratulate one another on their courage in performing quotidian tasks that any normal sized person does without thinking about it? Please be clear that this is what you mean before I go searching for examples. ><sigh> > >Do you see fat acceptors behind every fat person with self worth and >the desire to live a healthy life? I don't think you know the first thing about self worth. People that have it don't crow about it. > Those two attributes are good for >anybody, fat or not. The ability for a fat person to hold on to them >in a fat hating society shows more strength and value than you or any >of you troll/fr/idiots can ever hope to aspire to. Oh Gawd. Save the feel good emotional rhetoric for someone who gives a damn. >> But do you really think it is appropriate to be patting yourself on >> the back for trying to lead a healthy life? People should do that >> anyway. > >Tell me, do you think that you gain any credibility by making such >bonehead comments? HOw is this boneheaded? Have you ever asked yourself that maybe it should be a normal thing for people to want to live healthy? Why is it some goal to be met or obstacle to be overcome to you? >> > The fact I'm having a little logistical difficulty was >> >the reason I asked for help from others who may know more about jet skis [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] >tripe that has been published in its name that it is obviously >responsible for. You mean all that stuff you seem completely unable to produce in the form of quotes or message Ids for the public to judge for themselves? >I think the irony meter may have topped out on this one. Thanks for ending trite. I can always count on you for that. Jade > >> >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. > >> > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > The original post was. This response does not appear to be. Yes, as I pointed out this is exactly the case. > Regardless > of that, the real Jackibar posted this in public somewhere. How is it > I'm being an imbecile, oh obviously angry one? How did you come to the conclusion that my comment on the obviousness of the forgery makes me angry? Is it because forgeries make you so angry that you made that leap? > > Where the forger found the > >original post is not apparent, though the forgery is. > > Yep. I assumed they got it from the NAAFA message board, as many of > the previous forgeries have come. Wrong, but then that is usually the case with you. > > While there > >appears to be a real person posting as Jackibar, if you would have [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > What difference does it make and why would I go through all of that > work when I knew the original post was a forgery already, dumbass? How convenient that you now claim that you "knew the original post was a forgery" pray tell, how did you come by that knowledge? Do you think responding to an obvious forgery makes you look intelligent? <rhetorical> > >A quick google searched based on Jack's response, reveals the > >simpleminded change in subject header and where the post originated [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > to check all the headers and google people's freaking posting history > or even look at their websites, just to respond to a goddamned post. That you see rage is no less than I would expect from you. Always ascribing emotions that are not there. For your edification, you and your troll buddies have made it almost imperative that one read full headers so that we can tell at a glance what is a forgery and what isn't. That you don't appear to care what is a troll and what isn't simply shows that your sole intent is/was/and seeming always will be to provoke and sow discord. > Beside the fact, my opinion remains the same whether I'm responding to > a forgery or not. Yes, your opinion, worthless as it is, will not change. You don't have the intelligence or humility to accept new ideas it appears. > I'm surprised you have time for all that, considering the oh so full > life you claim to have. My life and its fullness is not the point here is it? But nice try at changing the focus. You trolls can always be counted on to trundle that one out when you are unable or unwilling to concede that you are on the losing end of a debate. Given the number of posts you've been making [did you recently loose your job, Jade? I don't know how else one can justify the hours and hours you seemingly spend reading, and responding if one has gainful employment, much less a life away from the computer] I can understand that you wouldn't take the few moments [all of about 3 that it took me] to bother to google a poster's history. > >> > The mere fact I am brave enough to get out there on the jet > >> >ski speaks volumes! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > without thinking about it? Please be clear that this is what you mean > before I go searching for examples. You see fat acceptors everywhere Jade. Your agenda doesn't allow for anything else obviously. > ><sigh> > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I don't think you know the first thing about self worth. People that > have it don't crow about it. I wasn't talking about myself here Jade, I was asking you a question about your perception of Jackie. That you once again resort to an snide comment about me gives away just how obsessive you are about me and my views on fat acceptance. <placing tongue firmly in cheek> You know, us Diva's like it when people obsess about us. Just reinforces that we are the center of the universe. <removing tongue from cheek> > > Those two attributes are good for > >anybody, fat or not. The ability for a fat person to hold on to them [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Oh Gawd. Save the feel good emotional rhetoric for someone who gives a > damn. Hit a nerve there, Jadie? Can't refute that a person who holds onto their self worth in spite of inept attempts to belittle them is strong, so you make another snide comment. Your predictability is getting really old. > >> But do you really think it is appropriate to be patting yourself on > >> the back for trying to lead a healthy life? People should do that [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > should be a normal thing for people to want to live healthy? Why is it > some goal to be met or obstacle to be overcome to you? Bonehead in that you try and brush off the pride that a person [of any size] feels in trying to live a healthy life as a trait only applicable to FA is where the stupidity shows itself. If this comment had come from a person you didn't identify as a FA I'm certain your response would have been very different. > >> > The fact I'm having a little logistical difficulty was > >> >the reason I asked for help from others who may know more about jet skis [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >> climbing on a stationary object. I know athletic people who have a > >> hell of a time climbing up on an innertube. Then why not just say this, instead of slamming Jackie for being fat? <rhetorical> > >> I am not aware of any apparatus that will help you. You simply need to > >> continue to lose weight and build muscle. Raw strength is the only [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > You mean all that stuff you seem completely unable to produce in the > form of quotes or message Ids for the public to judge for themselves? That you ignore posts that provide that proof and then ignore the message ID's as of no consequence doesn't surprise me in the least. You head is so deeply buried in the sand that you can't concede defeat. Must suck to have that much ego. Even I, a actor, who identifies as a diva don't have that much. > >I think the irony meter may have topped out on this one. > > Thanks for ending trite. I can always count on you for that. Trite or not, I obviously hit the nail right on the head. AJ Because, somebody has to be the Diva! >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >- Jacki Hey Jacki, I would love to get a cow prod and teach this idiot the meaning of respect, beginning with his anal cavity. If it died do you think anyone would notice? I highly doubt it. I think it is great that you can enjoy a sport like Jet skiing. Don't let talking dildo like this keep you from what you love. There is not a man among them-just remember that. Good Luck! LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >respect, beginning with his anal cavity. If it died do you think >anyone would notice? I highly doubt it. Wow Lady Veteran, you seem like you have an extremely violent, nasty, and antisocial personality. Do you by any chance have a criminal record? >>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >>Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >nasty, and antisocial personality. Do you by any chance have a >criminal record? Let me know who sings it and I will Look in my record collection. If you want to see why I despise these so-called "People" do some research, fuckwit. Don't make me flame your skanky a.s. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >>Wow Lady Veteran, you seem like you have an extremely violent, >>nasty, and antisocial personality. Do you by any chance have a [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Don't make me flame your skanky a.s. Oh no, he might get FLAMED by a worthless FAT HAG over the Internet. I bet he's quaking in his f.cking BOOTS. > I would love to get a cow prod and teach this idiot the meaning of > respect, beginning with his anal cavity. If it died do you think > anyone would notice? I highly doubt it. Glass houses and all that, eh? >> Or...you could just lose weight on your own. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > make such assumptions. My note was an honest plea for help in solving a > real problem. No, your post was a troll, and it received equally amusing responses. > And BTW, I do not appreciate whoever posted this on 3 other newsgroups > without my permission. Your skin is not thick enough for Usenet. Please delete your client. Thanks. >> Hi, Everyone... >> [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >Or...you could just lose weight on your own. NAWWW, that'd never >work. You'd best try the whaling ship thing. I tell you what. The next time the police need a bomb robot they should send you. Those things, like you have no brains and you might just be of some use after all. I think your parents were related you SOB. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- |
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