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Weight Loss Forum / General Topics / July 2004I can't reach my butt
I am new to these boards, and this site. I am a size 30 female, and I have a problem that I am hoping someone can help me with. It is a delicate issue and I am very imbarrased to ask but I have got desperate so I have to. I am having a problem with reaching to wipe after a BM. My arms just won't reach, and there is not enough room for my hand between the toilate seat and my body. I have been having to stand and put one foot on the toilate and even then I am finding it difficult. If anyone has any suggestions I would appreciate the help. As I said I am so imbarrased to ask but I have to. Are you interested in losing this excess weight? If so, what are you doing to begin to change this problem?  SignatureHopeful > I am new to these boards, and this site. I am a size 30 female, and I have > a problem that I am hoping someone can help me with. It is a delicate issue [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > would appreciate the help. As I said I am so imbarrased to ask but I have > to. Ummm... this is spam. Don't feed the troll. > Are you interested in losing this excess weight? If so, what are you doing > to begin to change this problem? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > would appreciate the help. As I said I am so imbarrased to ask but I have > > to. Oh, sorry. I actually wasn't sure if it was real or not, so this was how I was going to try to find out...guess I am a bit neive!!! SignatureHopeful > Ummm... this is spam. Don't feed the troll. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > have > > > to. >Oh, sorry. I actually wasn't sure if it was real or not, so this was how I >was going to try to find out...guess I am a bit neive!!! Looking at the headers for signs of cross-posting is one way to find out - I always do this first before replying to anything that looks doubtful. In this case it became obvious it was a troll. janice One dark day on Usenet, janice@london.uk (janice) said: > >Oh, sorry. I actually wasn't sure if it was real or not, so this was how I > >was going to try to find out...guess I am a bit neive!!! > > Looking at the headers for signs of cross-posting is one way to find > out - I always do this first before replying to anything that looks > doubtful. In this case it became obvious it was a troll. Ahh, that's why I didn't see the original post -- anything that's crossposted to the fat acceptance groups is automatically killfiled, as it's nearly always a troll or flame fest. Looks like I didn't miss anything... :-) SignatureJ.J. in WA * 275/230/225 (mini) (COLD to HOT for e-mail) > One dark day on Usenet, janice@london.uk (janice) said: > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > as it's nearly always a troll or flame fest. Looks like I didn't > miss anything... :-) Honestly, couldn't you have guessed just from the subject line? Dally, who also doesn't read things cross-posted to fat-acceptance One dark day on Usenet, Dally <dally@myself.com> said: > > One dark day on Usenet, janice@london.uk (janice) said: > >>>Oh, sorry. I actually wasn't sure if it was real or not, so this was how I > >>>was going to try to find out...guess I am a bit neive!!! > >> > >>Looking at the headers for signs of cross-posting is one way to find > >>out - I always do this first before replying to anything that looks > >>doubtful. In this case it became obvious it was a troll. > > Ahh, that's why I didn't see the original post -- anything that's > > crossposted to the fat acceptance groups is automatically killfiled, > > as it's nearly always a troll or flame fest. Looks like I didn't > > miss anything... :-) > Honestly, couldn't you have guessed just from the subject line? Heh, good point! I guess I was looking at authors, rather than subjects. > Dally, who also doesn't read things cross-posted to fat-acceptance It's hard to imagine any thread being relative to both groups... SignatureJ.J. in WA ~ mom, vid gamer, novice cook ~ (COLD to HOT for e-mail) "Why do my knees feel like the wanna tear up?" - Carl, ATHF just for definition clarity - the post wasn't "spam" it was purely trolling. :) > Ummm... this is spam. Don't feed the troll. > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > have > > > to. Thank you Ms. Manners :) "jayjay" <jjf_71@notmail.com> wrote in message > just for definition clarity - the post wasn't "spam" it was purely trolling. > :) > "Perple Gyrl" <perpleglow@comcast.net> wrote in message > > Ummm... this is spam. Don't feed the troll. DAMN You must be REAL UGLY !!!!! >> I am new to these boards, and this site. I am a size 30 female, and I have >> a problem that I am hoping someone can help me with. It is a delicate [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> would appreciate the help. As I said I am so imbarrased to ask but I have >> to. >DAMN > >You must be REAL UGLY !!!!! Bet you are uglier than she/he will ever be....fuckwit. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >> and I am very imbarrased to ask but I have got desperate so I have to. I am >> having a problem with reaching to wipe after a BM. My arms just won't >> reach, and there is not enough room for my hand between the toilate seat Now I know the true meaning of the phrase "BUTT UGLY". If you cant reach your a.s, you are nothing but a filthy pig. You dont deserve to live on the same planet as the rest of us. I suppose you have to pay some nurse to come and wipe your a.s and bathe you, and you do so at the expense of my tax dollars, and use your government food stamps to get even fatter because if you cant wipe your own a.s, you surely cant be employed. I bet your arms are long enough to shovel food in your mouth, and you probably use a garden shovel instead of a fork or spoon. I can just imagine how you smell too. I hope I never have to enter your state, because the whole state must smell from you. Face it. You serve no purpose. You smell, you offer nothing to society, you live off everyone elses hard work and give nothing back. No one could love you, or even like being around anyone as smelly and butt ugly as you. You fall into the same category as a diseased rat, who needs to be exterminated. Do yourself and all of us a favor - COMMIT SUICIDE !!! Sam >ubject: Re: I can't reach my butt >From: swalters@unlisted.com [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >Do yourself and all of us a favor - COMMIT SUICIDE !!! Wow, you're an a.shole. Somebody should plug you before you spew more sh.t into a support group. There are people here, I'm sure, who have had the same problem as the OP, and NONE of them did what you think they should nor did they just give up. They are not fat ugly smelly pigs, but human f.cking beings, and you're just a stupid little troll with nothing better to do than sit on your (very likely) fat a.s and skim ngs for people to flame. How about you f.ck off? To the OP: if you arent a troll yourself (I mean really...who does post about those types of things...) you already know what you have to do: Go on a serious diet and exercise plan and take the initiative in your own life to make it better. I'm not saying you munch down on cheetos and ho-hos, but I have seen what not eating (or not eating as much) can do. When I was fat, I didnt eat for three days, then I went on the Induction phase of the Atkins diet, and sure enough, I dropped 70 pounds. And that was all confined to bed because I didnt have the energy to move. After I was up and around, and moving!, I lost even more, and now I look pretty damn good. I hope you really care about yourself, because if you do, you can do it. Remember, no one else cares as much about you as yourself. Keep that in mind, and you will be your own sweetest best friend. Good luck. -- DJ a lot/not a lot/not much more >>ubject: Re: I can't reach my butt >>From: swalters@unlisted.com [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >Wow, you're an a.shole. Somebody should plug you before you spew more sh.t >into a support group. Somebody should plug me? That sounds like a death threat. A copy of your message was just forwarded to the FBI Support group? Ok, I get it.... you want the other kind of support. The kind you give an alcoholic, by buying them more liquor and paying their bar tab and their rent. I'll redo my reply to the OP below, and will be sure to support their obesity. >There are people here, I'm sure, who have had the same problem as the OP, and >NONE of them did what you think they should nor did they just give up. They Why not give up? Some times there is no hope, or no reason to continue. >are not fat ugly smelly pigs, but human f.cking beings, and you're just a Do you really eat with that filthy mouth of yours? >stupid little troll with nothing better to do than sit on your (very likely) I'm a troll? Is everyone a troll that you disagree with? >fat a.s and skim ngs for people to flame. > >How about you f.ck off? As long as it's not with you!!! --- OK, I will redo my reply here, and remember to SUPPORT this persons physical fatness. --- If you cant reach your a.s, you must be are a real sexy fox. You deserve to live in the same house with the rest of us, and we'd be happy to offer you our homes and our refrigerators. I suppose you have to pay some nurse to come and wipe your a.s and bathe you, and you do so at the expense of my tax dollars. I'm real glad I can help, and if you need more help, I'd be happy to pay more taxes in order to support you. I hope you are getting government food stamps, and I hope you get even fatter from the free food. If you cant wipe your own a.s, I suppose it's difficult to find employment. I'd like to send you a check to pay for arm extension surgery. Where do I send the check? I hope your arms are long enough to place food in your mouth, and you should probably use a garden shovel instead of a fork or spoon, so you can eat more and eat faster. I can just imagine how you smell. I bet you smell like roses too. I hope I can meet you, and I have to enter your bedroom and sleep with you, because the whole bedroom must smell like roses from you. Face it. You serve a huge purpose. You smell good, you offer everything to society, you deserve everyones tax dollars because you give everything back in the form of fat. Everyone loves you, and likes being around you. Anyone as sweet smelling and beautiful as you needs love. You fall into the same category as a sexy model, who needs to be shown to the whole world. Do yourself and all of us a favor - GET FATTER !!! Sam >Subject: Re: I can't reach my butt >From: swalters@unlisted.com [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] >Somebody should plug me? That sounds like a death threat. A copy of >your message was just forwarded to the FBI HAHAHA and I bet they print out your little bitch complaint, tack it up on the wall, and laugh at you every day for your total lack of understanding. The FBI. I'm still laughing. -- DJ >>>ubject: Re: I can't reach my butt >>>From: swalters@unlisted.com [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >Somebody should plug me? That sounds like a death threat. A copy >of your message was just forwarded to the FBI So they say "Oh boy! Another paranoid kook." You are really an idiot. >Support group? Ok, I get it.... you want the other kind of support. >The kind you give an alcoholic, by buying them more liquor and >paying their bar tab and their rent. I'll redo my reply to the OP >below, and will be sure to support their obesity. Look you SOB...you don't have to be so obtuse here. Telling someone to kill themselves is just too cruel. Be sure that if that happens someone will take you to FBI HQ holding your short hairs and turn you in for murder. You will be found, be sure of that. >>There are people here, I'm sure, who have had the same problem as >>the OP, and NONE of them did what you think they should nor did >>they just give up. They > >Why not give up? Some times there is no hope, or no reason to >continue. I wish to God you would end it all. >>are not fat ugly smelly pigs, but human f.cking beings, and you're >>just a > >Do you really eat with that filthy mouth of yours? I am afraid he does. >>stupid little troll with nothing better to do than sit on your >>(very likely) > >I'm a troll? Is everyone a troll that you disagree with? Some people think that way. >>fat a.s and skim ngs for people to flame. >> >>How about you f.ck off? He doesn't have the equipment. >As long as it's not with you!!! No one will have you, don't worry. >--- > [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > >Sam Stick it up your a.s. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >Look you SOB...you don't have to be so obtuse here. Telling someone >to kill themselves is just too cruel. Be sure that if that happens >someone will take you to FBI HQ holding your short hairs and turn you >in for murder. You will be found, be sure of that. You know, your obese a.s isn't your only problem. You need to be hospitalized in a mental ward for anger management. Go get some help before you kill someone !!!! >>Look you SOB...you don't have to be so obtuse here. Telling someone >>to kill themselves is just too cruel. Be sure that if that happens [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >You need to be hospitalized in a mental ward for anger management. >Go get some help before you kill someone !!!! Right - you know nothing about my a.s so stick your attitude up yours. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >>You know, your obese a.s isn't your only problem. >>You need to be hospitalized in a mental ward for anger management. >>Go get some help before you kill someone !!!! > >Right - you know nothing about my a.s so stick your attitude up >yours. Yeah, but I can visualize it, and it's about as wide as a Mack Truck parked sideways, and you need a forklift to get you on and off your concrete reinforced toilet. I bet you had to get steel girders placed under the floors in your house, or you would fall right thru, and go splat like a ton of jello dropped off the empire state building roof. >>>You know, your obese a.s isn't your only problem. >>>You need to be hospitalized in a mental ward for anger management. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >and go splat like a ton of jello dropped off the empire state >building roof. You wear your stupidity well, don't you think? LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >Lady Veteran >- ----------------------------------- Well, just answer one serious question for me. When you weight yourself, do you have to go to a truck weight station along the highway, or do you go to the zoo and use the elephant scale? I really want to know. >>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >>Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >station along the highway, or do you go to the zoo and use the >elephant scale? I really want to know. Did you family get a refund on your education? It didn't take. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >Face it. You serve no purpose. You smell, you offer nothing to >society, you live off everyone elses hard work and give nothing [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Sam I think this idiot is projecting. If anyone here is useless it is sam. (or is this marty?) LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > LV He seems pretty right to me. You don't serve much of a purpose either. HTH S*nort >>-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >>Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > >S*nort Of course he does to a neanderthal like you. You are only interested in yourself and instant gratification. It just shows that the only reason you are still alive is because no one can get rid of you. f.ck you and f.ck off. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- NR the walking disease has struck again. Why do good people have to die when vermin like NR is allowed to roam the earth? LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- Why don't you volunteer to clean her a.s with your tongue? > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > =iiPv > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- >Why don't you volunteer to clean her a.s with your tongue? Why don't you stick your head up your a.s and improve your view? You are USELESS! LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- "To Do Is To Be" Socrates "To Be Is To Do" Plato "Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra - ------------------------------- I can reach my butt, I just don't find it entertaining. Good idea, looking at my colon would be far better than looking at fatties like you. > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > =nvgl > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > I am new to these boards, and this site. I am a size 30 female, and I have > a problem that I am hoping someone can help me with. It is a delicate issue [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > would appreciate the help. As I said I am so imbarrased to ask but I have > to. Don't feel bad - many people have this problem, including people with arthritis and other physical limitations! Not just large people deal with this - so those who are blasting her, please take note of this!! Try this web site for an inexpensive solution: http://www.sanicare.com/ (I'm not affiliated with them - just have used their products and was very pleased!) They have "hand-held bidets" that you can easily put right on your own toilet and I think they were around $30. Best wishes! |
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