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Weight Loss Forum / General Topics / February 2005Funny dieting joke...
Read this in an issue of Parents magazine (paraphrasing a bit) Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day clothes. Well, one she skips it and starts to change and her five year old daughter says, "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet this morning?" I thought that was cute... hehe _____________________________________________________ "For what's inside's awakening I'm not, I'm not a whore You've taken everything and oh I can not give any more" -Korn, "Here To Stay" To respond via email, remove the "54" >Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day >clothes. Well, one she skips it and starts to change and her five >year old daughter says, "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet >this morning?" i don't get it. could you maybe repost without paraphrasing? david >>Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >>outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > i don't get it. could you maybe repost without paraphrasing? Translation: A woman obsessed with her weight steps on the scale every morning before getting dressed. One day she starts getting dressed without stepping on the scale first, her 5 y.o. daughter says: "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet this morning?" >>Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >>outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >i don't get it. could you maybe repost without paraphrasing? It took me awhile to figure it out too. I changed a couple words. It should make more sense now. Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day clothes. Well, one day she skips it and starts to change.Her five year old daughter says, "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet this morning?" -- Meghan & the Zoo Crew Equine and Pet Photography http://www.zoocrewphoto.com > Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old > outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day > clothes. Well, one day she skips it and starts to change.Her five > year old daughter says, "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet > this morning?" This reminded me... My 3.5 year old recently said that he wanted to commit suicide by hanging himself. I was quite surprised and asked why, he said "because I want to know my weight". Turned out that he, in fact, intended to say that he wanted to weigh himself on the scale. These two things sound somewhat similar in Russian. He weighs himself, reads out numbers, but does not yet understand what weight is.  Signature223/173.0/180 > > Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old > > outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > scale. These two things sound somewhat similar in Russian. He weighs > himself, reads out numbers, but does not yet understand what weight is. Whereas we only want to kill ourselves after weighing LOL! SignatureDiva ***** The Best Man For The Job Is A Woman >> > Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >> > outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Whereas we only want to kill ourselves after weighing LOL! Haha. He also thinks that the more he weighs, the better, since he is getting "bigger". He is not wrong, but I would react differently if my weight went up. Signature223/173.0/180 > >> > Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old > >> > outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > getting "bigger". He is not wrong, but I would react differently if my > weight went up. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Um, duh, unless you're 3.5 years old. Martha >> > Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >> > outfit. She's always weighing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Whereas we only want to kill ourselves after weighing LOL! ROFL, Carol! Good one! Mary >>>Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >>>outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >year old daughter says, "Mommy, aren't you going to measure your feet >this morning?" um. heh. haha! yep, i figured it out too. should have waited before i posted that. der. david >>Woman is in the processing of dieting so that she can fit into an old >>outfit. And she'd always wearing herself before changing into her day [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >i don't get it. could you maybe repost without paraphrasing? Doh! I was typing so fast I didn't bother to read what i'd type... so I screwed up on some things... Anyway, it should read, she's always WEIGHING herself on a scale every morning before changing into her day clothes. Well, one morning she decides to skip weighing herself and just change. Her five year old notices this ans says, "Mommy aren't you going to measure your feet this morning?" (Yeesh... a good joke ruined by bad typing...) _____________________________________________________ "For what's inside's awakening I'm not, I'm not a whore You've taken everything and oh I can not give any more" -Korn, "Here To Stay" To respond via email, remove the "54" |
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