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204dan_w28@blog.com - 28 Jun 2005 09:01 GMT

People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb
turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of
toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies.
People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a
breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench.
If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in
sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
the water in their toilet at all times.

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BJ in Texas - 28 Jun 2005 13:15 GMT

|| People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people
|| in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to
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|| where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
|| the water in their toilet at all times.

Hello Mr Troll... :-) BJ

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204dan_w28@blog.com - 29 Jun 2005 04:42 GMT

>|| People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people
>|| in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to
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>Hello Mr Troll... :-) BJ

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/87/99349.htm?z=4267_107277_2427_in_02

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BJ in Texas - 29 Jun 2005 14:12 GMT

|| On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:15:46 GMT, "BJ in Texas"
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||| 204dan_w28@blog.com wrote:
||||| People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest

people

||||| in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to
||||| any of them. Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For
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||| Hello Mr Troll... :-) BJ

http://my.webmd.com/content/article/87/99349.htm?z=4267_107277_2427_in_02

Hello again Mr Troll...

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FOB - 28 Jun 2005 15:24 GMT

Just do it doggy style and you'll never notice the breath.

In news:sr02c15e6aso6tep0ee8t6obvn9pvjmqro@4ax.com,
204dan_w28@blog.com <204dan_w28@blog.com> stated

| People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
| world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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| sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
| the water in their toilet at all times.

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Laureen - 28 Jun 2005 19:23 GMT

Get yourself a double bagger, that way when hers fall off she wont
smell you either!

> People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
> world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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> sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
> the water in their toilet at all times.

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James - 28 Jun 2005 20:46 GMT

>People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
>world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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>sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under
>the water in their toilet at all times.

What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are
easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still
vegan would be a far better method of losing weight. Even breaking
wind produces a better odour... no putrifying flesh involved in its
production.

But the best method of losing weight was said in a schoolboy comic I
recall from a couple of decades ago:

Q: "What's the best exercise for losing weight?"
A: "Shaking your head when someone offers you food."

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dr_ernie_primeau@yahoo.ca - 28 Jun 2005 21:02 GMT

> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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> easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still
> vegan would be a far better method of losing weight.

Refined white sugar is vegan.

> Even breaking
> wind produces a better odour... no putrifying flesh involved in its
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> Q: "What's the best exercise for losing weight?"
> A: "Shaking your head when someone offers you food."

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James - 28 Jun 2005 21:29 GMT

>> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
>> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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> Refined white sugar is vegan.

Always?

http://www.blackherbals.com/ASK-Sugar.htm

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dr_ernie_primeau@yahoo.ca - 28 Jun 2005 21:35 GMT

> >> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
> >> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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Either way, it will make you fat.

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James - 29 Jun 2005 01:19 GMT

>> >> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
>> >> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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> Either way, it will make you fat.

You mean, you didn't know that and your point wasn't valid.

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dr_ernie_primeau@yahoo.ca - 29 Jun 2005 03:48 GMT

> >> >> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the
> >> >> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them.
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> You mean, you didn't know that and your point wasn't valid.

My point is that sugar is compatible with a vegan diet. Sugar makes
you fat.

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dr_ernie_primeau@yahoo.ca - 29 Jun 2005 15:07 GMT

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> For some reason, low carb
> turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of
> toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies.

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You can easily do a low-carb diet and remain faithfully vegetarian or
vegan, by the way.

http://lowcarbdiets.about.com/b/a/172026.htm

http://immuneweb.org/lowcarb/

http://www.geocities.com/msweathe/veggie.html

http://carbcontrol.allrecipes.com/directory/4364.asp

http://tinyurl.com/7eznm

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garhi - 29 Jun 2005 20:11 GMT

I was vegan for 2 years and vegetarian for like 8. I stunk like high
hell the whole time due the copious flatulation that was pouring out of
my a.s the whole time from all the indigestible plant food I was
eating...in fact I took a bus trip to Colorado from Santa Cruz for a
college ski trip...by the time I got back I had earned the nickname
"the grueler".

After the standard vegan vegetarian diet fails you, you'll probably try
to 'perfect' it with some raw food diet...when that finally fails you,
look us up! I am about 100 times healthier than when I was eating
vegetarian, now that I finally learned what humans are actually
designed to eat (and digest), as opposed to the science fiction so
eagerly shoveled into the willing brains of the vegan/vegetarian
"movement" followers.

We are not all fat, bacon-eating slobs as the slanderers over at
PETA/PCRM makes us out to be (not that I have anything against bacon
mind you :), many in fact most of the dedicated low-carb eaters came to
eat this way after long journeys of failure with lowfat, veggie style
diets.

If you want to smell something truly foul, go to any vegetarian's
living room about 3 hours after a meal, when the ass-fireworks begin...

Ahh, the self-righteous arrogance of veganism...that low blood
cholesterol and high blood sugar sure makes you jumpy and arrogant,
don't it!!

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