I am sincerely asking that all people please stop losing weight.  Our
lives are at risk because of your dieting.

Here's the reason.

Everytime you lose weight, the fat goes down the toilet and into the
sewer systems all over the world.  Everyone thinks this is the end of
it, but its NOT the end.  Fat has a molecular structure that causes
fat molecules to attract other fat molecules.  These molecules meet
with others and they connect to each other and continue to attract
more of their own.  Over time, these large blobs of fat dislodge from
these sewers and enter bodies of water such as lakes, streams, and
oceans.  They float around freely and sooner or later they collide
with other blobs of fat.  Because fat attracts fat, they immediately
unite and continue to attach to other fat blobs, getting larger and
larger in the process.  Occasionally, the tide subsides and leaves
these large blobs of fat on beaches.  Because of the nature of fat,
these blobs always become perfectly round balls. All it takes is a
slight wind, and these balls of fat begin to roll.  If they meet other
balls of fat, they also join together.

This is where the problem lies.
If one million people on earth were to each lose 25 pounds this year,
that means there are 25 million pounds of fat slowly but surely
joining together into huge fat blobs that continue to grow larger.
It's just a matter of time before these fat balls become so large that
they will begin rolling across the United States and other countries
around the world.  If one of these fat balls hits one of our major
cities, just think how much damage a one million pound ball of fat
would do to a city such as Chicago.  It would be devastating. and many
millions of people would be crushed and would die, not to mention the
material damage to anything that stands in their way.  A building as
large as the Sears Tower would not stand a chance against a one
million pound ball of rolling fat.  

The problems don't stop here.
Lets use our former example of the city of Chicago, which borders lake
Michigan.  If that ball of fat ends up going into the lake, all cities
and towns surrounding lake Michigan would suffer from major flooding,
killing many more people and much property damage.  Then, the next
problem would occur if this fat ball ended up getting to the ocean and
joining other fat balls.  The tsunamis and hurricanes we have seen in
recent years would be nothing compared to the damage a 25 million
pound ball of fat could cause.  This could be the end of civilization
on our planet.  

This is a serious matter.  Please stop dieting now.  The future of
life on Earth depends on you.  Please keep your fat contained inside
your body where it can only join the other fat inside your body and
not have contact with the fat from others.  Most scientists agree that
these fat blobs and fat balls are continuing to get larger and larger.
It's only a matter of time before our earth will suffer catatrophic
devastation if people continue to diet.  

Please STOP Losing Weight NOW.

The future of life on earth depends on you, and the future of your
offspring are pleading that you leave them a world to live.